Futura Thong

This thong is for the long and strong.

Butt floss is for co-eds on spring break. Our Futura Thong is for real men, confident in their assets and their package. The thong is made of a premium soft, four-way stretch jersey that's so strong, you'll feel safe tuckin' your coke-can c*ck into the front pouch. It has three O-rings so you can easily click into the Futura Body Harness. The rear O-ring rests above your crack and is designed to help lift and separate for easy access.

Don't get it wrong, get it thong.