Cockpit Shorts

It's a whole new ball game.

In the navy you get shore leave. In Breedwell, you get whore leave. And the only thing you need in your search for sea men is a pair of Cockpit Shorts. In these shorts, we wrap your porthole and your periscope in a sexy, snug fleece. They feature a front pocket for your "spy glass", a back pocket for your "rear admiral", and D-ring details so you can hook up to a petty officer and swab his deck. Get yours, get wet, get pregnant.